Oh, goody. You’re here. Please come inside.
Why the scary trees? you ask. What gives?
Well, this is what the inside of my head looks like.
Sometimes there are zombies.
And spiders. And sad people.
Sometimes there are monsters. And madmen.
Lost love, and missed connections.
A lot of things live in my head. Now I get to share them with you.
You scared? Don’t be. I’ve got funny and inspiring stories, too.
Oh yeah, they’re funny.
Come in, I’ll make some popcorn.